JOIN this HOLY mailing list!
FOR TRANSPARENCY'S SAKE...
we ask for your name so that we can properly greet you in our emails, however you can give a fake name if that makes you more comfortable.
we ask for your birthday because we have an automated secret email gift we want to send you, but you can lie about this too!
we ask for the city you are located in so that we can send you announcements for shows near you, and it also gives us better ideas of where to book (WE WANT TO PLAY WHERE YOU ARE!).
we are genuinely committed to your privacy, and none of your information is used for anything other than the reasons listed above. we are truly just several very broke musicians in NYC, with absolute zero connections to any data mining conglomerates or other dystopian entities (late stage capital... blah blah blah). feel free to send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org if you have any other questions or concerns, and we will happily and quickly respond.
“we won't do anything nasty with your data because we are quite literally too stupid to. we just want to send you nice things because maybe we like you.” - this HOLY rodeo!